Ridley's Believe It Or Not--March 15,
2014: Two days to St. Patrick's Day and
counting and today is the day--The Ides of
March-- to wear your toga but beware of fellows
nicknamed "Brute" also similarly clad if your first name is Julius.
Tough blow out loss for the Cardinal against UCA in the semifinals last night
against UCLA, but still a good chance to
go to the March Madness Dance.
1. World
Contact Day--celebrated since 1953 by the
International Flying Saucer Bureau to communicate telepathically with any
aliens observing the Earth--Roswell and the success of E.T. notwithstanding, no
response back yet.
2. International Consumer Rights
Day--promoting the rights of consumers to be able to purchase reliable
and safe products from sellers that stand behind readable and understandable
warranties and that caveat emptor be banned from human language.
3. Buzzard Day--not as famous or noteworthy as
Swallows Day in San Juan Capistrano but celebrated in Hinkley, Ohio as the day those
beloved birds, the turkey buzzards, return to the town...Never let it be said
that Americans lack the ability to create an event designed to attract tourists
and their spending dollars.4. International Day of Protest Against Slaughter of Baby Seals--with all due deference to our Canadian allies, this is a practice driven solely by fashion where thousands of baby seals in their white pelts are clubbed to death in front of their mothers and skinned. Anyone who sees the protest videos and then wears a garment of white seal fur is a pretty pathetic human being.
On this day in:
a. 1783 George Washington made an impassioned plea to the officers of the Continental Army, frustrated by (sound familiar) the Congress reneging on bonus and pension promises, thereby halting the Newburgh Conspiracy in its tracks and avoiding a coup d’état of our fledging government.
b. in 1935 in a great advance for
highway safety, Percy Shaw formed his company Reflecting Roadstuds Limited to
make the "cats's eyes" you see on almost all highways today.
c. in 1985 the first
internet domain name (symbolics.com) was
registered, now joined by over 252 million as of April of 2013 and increasing
at a rate of 100 thousand a day.
Our Founding Fathers in creating our
Constitution were almost perfect but not quite: "Our Constitution protects
aliens, drunks and U.S, Senators." Will Rogers, great humorist sadly
killed in a plane crash in Alaska and had he been aive today would have added
"including the likes of Senator Harry Reid.
Please enjoy the 140
character poems on events of interest on my twitter account below (if you like
them, retweet and join almost 140 growing followers and please follow
me) and follow my blogs. Always good, incisive and entertaining poems on my
blogs--click on links below. www.alaskanpoet.blogspot.com
for an original poem to honor Cindy Abbott, a half blind 54 year old mother
suffering from a rare disease who competed in last year's Iditarod until forced
out with a broken pelvis after 600 miles; an original poem on Bode Miller and the
human spirit; an original poem for Cupid on Valentine's Day; an original poem
to honor Cory Remsburg to join a great collection of my poems to inspire,
touch, emote, elate and enjoy. Go to Rhymes On The Newsworthy
Times for poems on Jolly's upset win over Sink in the House's 13th District
of Florida this Tuesday; USS Coronado doing a little whale watching of Dana
Point; China's red line on war in Korea; De Blasio's payback to his union contributors
by attacking charter schools; Rutgers' faculty despicable attempt to ban Condi
Rice from being a commencement speaker; the holiday creep of St. Patrick's Day; the
crash of a Malaysian Air flight; Obama's need for vacation time as Ukraine
crisis unfolds; Newport Beach's assault on recovery homes, including the Ohio
House; food fight between Issa and Cummings as Lerner takes the 5th again;
Sally Jewell, Department of Interior, telling the residents of King Cove,
Alaska to take a hike in placing wildlife over their lives; on students
protesting Keystone XL as the world's largest oil producer militarily occupies
the Crimea: the banning the wearing of the American flag on Cinco de Mayo;
Putin winning the Great Game against Obama to join numerous other comments on
news events always in rhyme of course.
©March 15, 2014
Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
www.alaskanpoet.blogspot.com www.twitter.com/alaskanpoet Rhymes On The Newsworthy Times Ridley's Believe It Or Not www.facebook.com/Alaskanpoet www.linkedin.com/in/octechlaw
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